Begin Again, Chapter 03, Page 03 (#0197)
Jan20
And that is how Lamashtu became the first vampire.
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WOAH!! so when that psycho-chick wanted to strangle laila, her dormant halfgod powers made her grow fangs to defend herself…and since the one she bit wasn´t a normal human either(?) but one of her halfsiblings/some lower goddess serving anu, laila grew from her powerful blood. guess after she gorged herself on these chicks she´ll be all grown up….no wonder laila is So MUCH stronger than other vamps, not only from being anu´s daughter but also from absorbing the power of those wanna-be baby-stranglers…what was their problem with laila anyway?!
Think there priestesses not goddess. But as to there problem well her dad’s a DICK. Act like classic God with a God complex.
Regular human blood will do just as well for growing vampires. Lamashtu is the Daughter of Heaven, so naturally she is different. Anu abandoned Lamashtu, so the attendant assumed she was finishing God’s will. Never a good idea.
You know what they say: when you assume, you get eaten by baby vampires.
…or something like that.
To quote Samuel L. Jackson in one of my favorite movies, The Long Kiss Goodnight: everyone knows, when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of “u” and “umption”.
Im pretty sure the saying is, “you know what they say about asumptions, it happened to Mary.”
welp they earned their fate Job well done youn laila
“Don’t mess with the baby, young lady. You’ll get the fangs.”
…to paraphrase The Breakfast Club.
Also, will someone please remake The Breakfast Club with vampires? Oh, wait… that was The Lost Boys. Nevermind.
*sad music plays over images of little baby Lamasthu, with big tearful eyes*
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*music continues, as baby-Lamashtu slaughters all surrounding her and feasts on their blood*
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(How did I manage to typo Lamashtu in the first sentence? I was a goddamned archaeology major. *hangs head*)
The moral of the story is Never Strangle Babies Unimaginablely Powerful Supernatural Creatures !
God I got lousy eye sight. Ruined the joke Meant to say.
The moral of the story is Never Strangle Babies OF Unimaginablely Powerful Supernatural Creatures !*
So that Jackhole abandons his newborn daughter, his priestesses try to kill her, and then he has the AUDACITY to accost her for “becoming a monster”?? Someone needs to kick daddy’s ass…hardcore
so true! but who would be strong enough to give his godness a whupping?
You know If Anu (the great Good wise Sky God) is a dick it makes me wonder it Tiamat(the EVIL CHAOS SERPENT) like this sweet fussy little Pink Critter.